Google Voice ® Translations

I was, somewhat recently, introduced to Google Voice.  I use Google for about everything else, so why not give it a try.  I have voicemail transcriptions turned ON, to give it a whirl.  This has given me many laughs, as the translator for GV is weak, at best..  So, a coworker said I should start a blog category on these translations..  So here's one from yesterday.  As they come in, I'll add them for your enjoyment.

1/20/10 8:53pm:

Hi J. A. Christy consent ragtop this is correct it and unusual tonight usual reporting from you all. But anyway, I was just calling to say Happy insist on an issue, but at school today sale. Give me a call. Love y'all. Bye bye.