Tips on How to avoid cursing in front of your children...

• Put the kids to bed at 4:30. This really cuts down the amount of swearing that they hear.

• Do no not open product packaging around the kids, especially blister packs. You might consider building an opening shed. You could also assemble stuff from Ikea there.

• If there are children in the area, do not install new system software on your computer. Or use the printer. Or deal with the wireless router.

• Never drive with your children. Installing a plexiglass taxicab-style divider might work, but it would need to be very thick.

• Never hit your elbow.

--stolen from http://www.dadlabs.com/were-good-parents-we-swear.html